Fall: The amazing season between boob sweat and frostbite. Funny Scented Soy Candle

Fall: The Season Between Boob Sweat and Frostbite – Funny Scented Soy Candle

Hand-Poured | Eco-Friendly | 40+ Hour Burn

Celebrate fall with a laugh! Our Funny Fall Soy Candle perfectly captures the cozy vibes of autumn with a touch of humor. Hand-poured in small batches into an amber glass jar, this eco-friendly candle is crafted with a premium soy wax blend and cotton wick for a clean, even burn. The playful label makes it the perfect seasonal gift—or a fun addition to your own cozy fall nights.

Choose from three indulgent scents to fill your home with warmth and comfort all season long.

Available Scents

• Pumpkin Spice Latte – Rich milk, creamy butter, coffee, pumpkin, cinnamon, and nutmeg. The ultimate fall favorite.

• Witches Brew – A magical mix of patchouli, cinnamon, and cedarwood. Perfect for Halloween or year-round cozy vibes.

• Pomegranate Noir – Wild berries, crisp apple, and sweet orange blended with floral spice, tonka, and soothing woods.

Candle Details

• Size: 8 oz amber glass jar (3.6" x 2.8")

• Burn Time: 40+ hours

• Soy Wax Blend – Clean burning, vegan, non-GMO

• Cotton Wick – Lead and zinc free

• Premium fragrance oils, infused with essential oils where noted

• Eco-friendly, biodegradable, non-toxic, gluten-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free

• Hand-poured in Connecticut, USA

Candle Care Tips

• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn

• Burn until wax pool reaches the jar edge to prevent tunneling

• Limit burns to 4 hours at a time; stop when ½" of wax remains

• Keep away from children and pets

• Never leave a burning candle unattended